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« Reply #13035 on: March 02, 2014, 02:19:06 pm » |
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Srpske definicije
Bračni drugovi
Muškarci koji se nakon ženidbe sve češće druže u kafani.
Da prostiš
Narodski izraz, predviđen da ukloni seksualnu konotaciju iz rečenice. S druge strane, pokazatelj koje sve rečenice narodu imaju seksualnu konotaciju.
- Uganuo sam zglob na nozi. Mislim da će mi trebati, da prostiš, štap.
- Hoću da zalijem cveče danas. Znas li gde je, da prostiš, crevo?
- Kako ste putovali? Joj, ne pitaj! Loš put strašno...Velike su vam, da prostiš, rupe.
- ...To je onaj svetac što je, da prostiš, izvadio mač.
- ...I publika se, da prostiš, digla.
- ...I tu pukne ventil i celog me, da prostiš, isprska.
Dođem ti
Dužničko-poverilački odnos na kojem počiva srpska privreda.
Aseksualnost
Kad te izraz "vikend akcija" asocira na supermarket.
Društvo sa ograničenom odgovornošću (d.o.o.)
Било какав скуп разјарених малолетника после пет тура пива испред киоска.
Menstruozno
Начин понашања лепше половине у "оним данима". Један ниво изнад монструозног.
Dekolte
Automat za širenje zenica.
Pala na samofinansiranje
Sponzoruša nakon raskida sa dečkom.
Mama (tata), moram nešto da ti kažem...
Nema druge, dete je nešto teško zasralo.
Dokumentarac
Novčanik većine stanovnika Srbije.
Ja seckam luk a komšija plače
Šaljivi način da dočarate slušaocu koliko su tanki zidovi zgrade u kojoj stanujete.
Sinestezija
Искуство при коме се ствара феномен мешања чула, а различити надражаји се стапају у један когнитивни доживљај, изазивајући разноврсне асоцијације и халуцинације.
- Цимеру, чују ти се ноге!
- Видим...
Statistika
Наука која вам даје велики број интересантних, задивљујућих, поптуно тачних, али скроз бескорисних информација. Наши научници су вршили истраживање, и дошли до невероватног закључка да сваки други човек чини 50% становништва, а да чак половина грађана не припада тој групи.
Karijes, perut i prljav veš
Gledajući reklame, to su tri najveća problema u Srbiji.
Daljinski u jednoj ruci, a novine u drugoj
Tehnička podrška centru za ravnotežu kod prosečnog muškarca.
-Sine, ne diraj tati daljinski pašće s kreveta.
Pada neko sr*nje
Tipičan gradski naziv za susnežicu. U slučaju da pada u kasnim večernjim satima, preko noći će se najverovatnije pretvoriti u sneg koji će i od najružnijeg sela stvoriti idilično mesto iz bajke, a od velikog grada ogromnu wc šolju sa žešćim sr*njem u saobraćaju.
Ti bi u Indiji svetinja bila
Suptilan način da nemiloj osobi ženskog pola saopštite da je krava.
2%
Maksimalna količina seksa koju pružate osobi koja na vas nema nikakav uticaj.
-Ma ja ga ne je*em dva posto...
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« Reply #13036 on: March 02, 2014, 02:48:09 pm » |
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Mladić stoji u redu u supermarketu kad spazi zanosnu plavušu iza njega kako mu maše i smeje se. Iznenadio se da mu maše takva lepotica, i iako mu se odnekud učinila poznatom, nije imao pojma odakle, pa je upita:
• Izvinite, mi se znamo?
Ona mu odgovori:
• Možda se varam, ali mislim da ste vi otac jednog mog deteta!
Film mu se vrati unazad na dan kad je jedini put bio neveran. Rekao je:
• Bože, jeste li vi striptizeta s moje momačke večeri, koju sam pred svim prijateljima prcao na bilijarskom stolu, dok me je vaša prijateljica mlatila po guzi mokrim celerom i gurala mi krastavac u šupak?
• Ne - odgovori ona - Ja vašem sinu predajem engleski.
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« Reply #13040 on: March 02, 2014, 07:58:01 pm » |
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Poslije 80 godina opet u javnosti.
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« Reply #13041 on: March 03, 2014, 07:56:58 am » |
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« Reply #13042 on: March 03, 2014, 07:59:22 am » |
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« Reply #13043 on: March 03, 2014, 10:00:16 pm » |
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Spada li ovo u muziku, ludake ili humor?
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« Reply #13044 on: March 03, 2014, 11:32:17 pm » |
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« Reply #13045 on: March 03, 2014, 11:32:59 pm » |
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« Reply #13046 on: March 03, 2014, 11:33:46 pm » |
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« Reply #13047 on: March 03, 2014, 11:34:35 pm » |
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« Reply #13048 on: March 04, 2014, 02:30:24 am » |
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