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« Reply #13350 on: April 26, 2014, 08:22:47 pm » |
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Tri inzinjera nalaze se u jednoj kafani, jedan amer, jedan njemac i jedan makedonac. Makedonac prilazi kolegama i uljudno ih pita " Izvolte gospodo, sta bi porucili ?? "
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« Reply #13351 on: April 26, 2014, 09:02:49 pm » |
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Mislio sam se gdje da ovu sliku postavim pa evo neka bude tu.! Slika bi se mogla zvati "Fatima dobro došla u Hrvatsku". [ Attachment: You are not allowed to view attachments ]
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Од свих ратника најјача су два: време и стрпљење.
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« Reply #13352 on: April 27, 2014, 09:30:33 am » |
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Napredovanje u nauci Profesor izabere glupog asistenta da ga ovaj ne bi nadmašio. Onda asistent kad postane profesor izabere još glupljeg da ga ne bi nadmašio. Kad u lancu neko bude toliko glup pa se zajebe i sebi izabere pametnijeg asistenta, onda je to napredovanje u nauci.
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« Reply #13353 on: April 27, 2014, 10:13:26 am » |
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« Reply #13354 on: April 27, 2014, 10:17:30 am » |
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« Reply #13355 on: April 27, 2014, 02:50:57 pm » |
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« Reply #13356 on: April 28, 2014, 06:35:53 am » |
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Vrhunac pijanstva: Zagrliš tuš i moliš ga da prestane da plače!
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« Reply #13357 on: April 28, 2014, 06:48:32 am » |
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« Reply #13359 on: April 28, 2014, 07:20:32 am » |
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Jedino se u BOSNI kafa peče, hljeb kuha, jaja ubijaju i čarape čuju... Kada padneš pitaju te jesi li se ubio, i kćerku zovu 'sine', u Bosni se spava kao zaklan, kad ga pitaš: kako si?, on ti kaže: - Nako! u Bosni se ne kaže otvori usta, nego ZINI! Jedino se u Bosni kaže "gdje si" a čovjek stoji ispred tebe, u Bosni se ne koriste recepti, nego OD OKA, OFRLJE... u Bosni MORAŠ ići u školu i dobro učit' da ne bi ko'po kanale ili ono: Bjež' mi s očiju da te ne vidim, u Bosni se NEĆU kaže HOĆU k...c i još svašta )) Pa hajd' ti to objasni nekome ko nije iz Bosne, eto hajde!
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« Reply #13360 on: April 29, 2014, 07:03:30 am » |
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« Reply #13364 on: April 30, 2014, 07:33:45 am » |
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Učiteljica prvom razredu da zadatak, ko će se setiti imena stvari koje se završavaju sa "tor", a koje nešto jedu. Mali Željko kaže: - "Aligator." - "Bravo Željko, to je teška reč." Ivica kaže: - "Predator." - "Još jedna velika reč. Odlično Ivice." Perica kaže: - "Vibrator!" Učiteljica samo što nije pala sa stolice. Kad se malo sabrala, ozbiljnim glasom kaže: - "I to je velika reč, ali mislim da je ne možemo uzeti u obzir, jer on ništa ne jede." - "Ali, moja mama kaže da jede baterije kao da su džabe."
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