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« Reply #315 on: August 27, 2014, 12:23:41 pm » |
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« Reply #316 on: August 27, 2014, 09:03:51 pm » |
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Razmišljao sam gde ovo da postavim: tu ili kod muzike ? ...
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Од свих ратника најјача су два: време и стрпљење.
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« Reply #317 on: August 27, 2014, 09:48:33 pm » |
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Svaki komentar je suvišan
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« Reply #318 on: August 29, 2014, 08:34:46 pm » |
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« Reply #319 on: August 29, 2014, 08:35:42 pm » |
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« Reply #320 on: August 29, 2014, 08:36:51 pm » |
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« Reply #321 on: August 29, 2014, 08:37:49 pm » |
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« Reply #322 on: August 29, 2014, 08:38:41 pm » |
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« Reply #323 on: August 29, 2014, 08:39:40 pm » |
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« Reply #324 on: August 29, 2014, 08:40:39 pm » |
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« Reply #325 on: August 29, 2014, 08:41:31 pm » |
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« Reply #326 on: August 30, 2014, 12:06:37 pm » |
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Dali cigi da cuva 6 ovaca. I vraca se on uvece samo sa tri. Dodje on i kaze mu gazda alo bre, koliko sam ja tebi dao ovaca? On kaze 6. pa dobro de su 3? Kaze ciga pa eve su 3... ----------------------------------------------------------- Umrla lali žena,a na sahrani jedan čovek rida,kuka i čupa kosu s glave.. Pridje mu lala i kaže: Ta nemoj tugovati gosn švaler,oženiću se ja opet..
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----------------------------------------------- Imao lik sex sa cigankom prostitutkom.Sutradan je zove -Pa dal si ti normalna,sve me svrbi,što ne reče da imaš picajzle !? -A šta si ti 'teo za deset evra? Bubamare!?
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« Reply #327 on: September 01, 2014, 01:39:18 pm » |
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Za sve koji putuju u arapske zemlje, kalkulator koliko kamela možete dobiti za ženu/dragu/suputnicu.... http://nerdmeet.de/kamelrechner/
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« Reply #328 on: September 02, 2014, 10:38:45 am » |
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« Reply #329 on: September 02, 2014, 10:40:08 am » |
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