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« Reply #1906 on: October 19, 2016, 10:52:35 am » |
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« Reply #1907 on: October 21, 2016, 09:16:41 am » |
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« Reply #1908 on: October 22, 2016, 09:22:05 am » |
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Budi se Mujo iz kome nakon prometne nesreće i pita: 'Gdje se ja to nalazim?' Odgovara mu netko: 'U sobi broj 11.' 'U bolnici ili zatvoru?'
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« Reply #1909 on: October 22, 2016, 09:23:38 am » |
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Koja je e-mail adresa mađarske sove? hu@hu.huPita Mujo Hasu: 'Zašto, bolan, sjediš na prozoru dok tvoja žena pjeva?' 'Da ne pomisle ljudi da je tučem!
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« Reply #1910 on: October 22, 2016, 09:25:31 am » |
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Razlika između djevojke i žene: Devojka: "Skidaj se. imamo samo 15 minuta dok se moji ne vrate." Žena: "Skidaj se. i daj sve što imaš šareno da ubacim u veš mašinu." ----------- Pita Mujo ženu: - S kim si pričala dva sata pred vratima? - S komšinicom, nije imala vremena da udje. --------------------- - Ne trči sine za svakom suknjom, u Škotskoj si. ------------------ Nikada nisam smio dovesti djevojku kući. Prvo zbog roditelja, a poslije zbog žene. ------------------- Kćerka: Mama, ja sam trudna! Mama: Pa gdje ti je bila glava?! Kćerka: Na haubi, mama! ------------------- Svađaju se muž i žena: Ti bi, gospodine moj, sigurno volio da sam se ja udala za nekog drugog, a? Ja nikome ne želim zlo!!! ----------------- Dok nisam kupio BMW, nisam ni znao koliko sam lijep. ----------------- Što se dogodi ženi, koja sa pivama u vrećici padne niz stepenice? Ništa, ako su pive čitave... ------------------- Žena: Dragi, 'oćeš u krevet? Muž: Neću,žao mi te. Žena: Zašto? Muž: Pereš, kuvaš, čistiš, ideš na posao, čuvaš decu, još ti samo fali de te i ja jebem...
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« Reply #1911 on: October 22, 2016, 12:29:08 pm » |
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Dolazi muž kući rano ujutro, sav raštiman. Žena ga dočekuje: - Gde si ti do sada, a? - Pa kolega se ženi, pa napravio momačko veče. - A jel? Da niste doveli neku kurvetinu, pa radili redaljku na kauču, a? - Nismo, otkud ti to? - Jaooo, neeeeemoj ti meni pričati, kao da ja nikada nisam bila na momačkoj večeri!
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« Reply #1912 on: October 22, 2016, 12:29:46 pm » |
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Pitali Zagorca koliko on mora popiti da bi imao 2 promila alkohola u krvi. Zagorac se malo zamisli, pa veli: - A jedno dva dana niš´...
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« Reply #1913 on: October 22, 2016, 12:30:57 pm » |
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« Reply #1919 on: November 02, 2016, 12:22:00 pm » |
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Pauki, pauci, etc.
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